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Well, tonight's feature is a spacial deal that's hard to locate, but somehow Tedmo managed to dredge up a copy out of a black hole somewhere, so 3, 2, 1, here's "Cyborg 2087!" "Cyborg 2087" is a high-tech movie about time and space manipulation, and the ramifications implied therein, and the longevity of the Dymo labelmaker is quite apparent too! On the left is the back of actress and comedian Joann Pflug's head! This is the interior of the time capsule, and it's passenger, Michael Rennie as Garth A7. Garth is a cyborg and he is being sent back in time to 1966 to stop an action from happening that will affect the entire future, even his own existence! Voilà!!! 1966! Just like that! Garth has landed near a ghost town, and he is confused, because this is not what 1966 was supposed to look like, but it sure was a cheap and handy set to use! Cowboy movie icon Chubby Johnson and his pal were goofing around in the ghost town when they suddenly come in ...

Welcome everbloody to Friday Night Drive-In with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon! Tonite's feature is about a dude that just wants to get away from civilization to live with his serpentine swamp friends, and, his favorite is the one he calls... STANLEY. Also, we're throwing in a classic MIGHTY MOUSE cartoon at the end, since we're at The Drive-In! There are no credits for music, but, Steve Alaimo and Bobby Radeloff were composers of the sappy music. Surely, Steve was the singer. Awrat, then!... Lettuce bring in our fuzzy lil' fiend and 'GO' button pusher, who else... Ralphie The Tarantula!! He's here to start our Eariffic Earclip for... STANLEY! Chris Robinson plays snake lover, Tim Ochopee. Chris was, get this... THE BEAST FROM HAUNTED CAVE in 1957!! I totally remember that article in an early issue of FAMOUS MONSTERS! (I used to have a complete set of 'em!) I dunno... Those two pics seem to contradict each other! The drunk there, uncredited Charles Kau...